Dirty Harry Carlson. Accurately portrayed by bestman Jesse Carlson.

Jesse Carlson and an excited fan...

...really excited.

Freeze! You're under arrest for holding John hostage as your personal man-slave.

Executive Producer Fuzz Face visiting the editing bay while work is being done on Dirty Harry Carlson and The Vows Brothers. She put a paws in the process.

Director and Jorge ArmandoⓇ connoisseur, John Placencia and DP Justin Rhoads taking a break in the action for a photo op.

Special delivery!

Greenscreen setup.

The groom!

Who needs JL Fisher when you have Fisher Price?

John and Viggo...I mean Joey.

The director hiding from the rain that decided to grace our set at the most inopportune moment.

He doesn't even look like MacClane.

Mic-ing up the Godfather-in-law.

A well-dressed, good-looking pimp. Also, John Placencia.

Here's lookin' at you, Fuzz.

Laurence Fishburne was booked, so we had to settle for Richard Messenger.

Setting up the shot.

The look of a man in the depths of a 10-hour day.